One tab per recurring call type, in order of importance. Find the moment you're in, read the strategy in ten seconds, say the words. Prospect lines are invented stand-ins showing the shape of the exchange; names are pseudonyms. This page has no password — the link is the secret.
| The tell | Type | The one thing to do |
|---|---|---|
| "We own a bunch of local brands" · names a CFO · quotes per-market CPL targets | Portfolio Operator | Ask which markets have unspent budget this month. Never sell the market that hurts. Skip the creative story — show the delivery path, offer his engineer a call. Everything in email. |
| Family shop, decades old, spouse and kids in the business, no CRM | Legacy Family | Get the family on the call before you pitch. Lead the demo with human-not-AI. Correct unrealistic lead-cost expectations early and plainly. |
| Split off a bigger outfit · under 2 years old · brings a second person · "I don't know if I believe that" | Breakaway | Find the absent partner — reschedule rather than pitch twice. Lead with the guarantee. Hand him the method to catch you: "ask your homeowners whether anyone else contacted them." |
| Quotes his own CPL, close rate and ROI from memory · runs his own ads | Self-Sufficient | Get his ROI in four minutes. If it beats yours on the same channel, disqualify — out loud: "I'd double your own spend for a month and measure it. If it stops scaling, call me." |
| Names his current vendor and their fee structure · "I need to think about it" | Comparison Shopper | Ask for closed revenue by source. If he can't answer, that gap is the entire pitch. Don't fight on volume — "I'm the gas." Never let him leave without the conditional close. |
| States marketing as % of revenue · "I'm more pay-for-performance" | Performance Negotiator | Refuse revenue-share — the reporting never matches reality. Concede the pre-approved one (the guarantee = fee at risk), once. Then stop conceding. He closes today if you flex once. |
The war game ran this exact call against the eight hardest buyer types drawn from 44 documented sales calls. Three closed on the call, three ended on a dated decision, one went to a partner reschedule, one was a clean no. Every green block below is a place the script strained badly enough to cost a deal.
Why this works: the price is a pattern interrupt — they expect it at minute fifty, and saying it at minute one signals you don't need the deal. The $15K anchors every number that comes later, so the $8K tier lands as small and the $5K start lands as tiny. And the target is the segue into discovery: "So — walk me through what an average month looks like right now." Every pre-call touch said "ten jobs in 6 weeks" — this is where you orient them from the job count to the revenue target, because dollars are easier to run math on for the rest of the call. One bridge line if they mention the ten jobs: "Right — at a typical ticket that's the same number said in dollars. Dollars are easier to do math on, so let's use those."
| How it got booked | Question one |
|---|---|
| Cold-called, then booked (default) | "When I called you, you told me you could handle ten more jobs in 6 weeks. What made you say yes to that — what's actually going on with new work right now?" |
| Applied, dialled inside 5 min | "What made you take this call — and why now?" No claim-handling — they raised their hand. Open like someone they were expecting. |
| Applied a while back, went quiet | "You put in a request a bit back about getting more {niche} jobs — I never got you on to actually walk it through. You got two minutes?" → "Where'd your head land on it — leaning yes, leaning no, or stuck on something?" |
| Booked and didn't show, rebooked | "We were set for {time} — figured something came up. No stress at all." → "Before I put another time on the calendar — is this still something you want, or did it drop down the list?" |
| Quiet 30+ days, re-engaged | "Not chasing you — just checking if the timing's better now than it was." → "Where's your head at on it these days — still on the radar, or did you go a different direction?" |
| They say | You say |
|---|---|
| Skips to price | "We'll get into the nitty-gritty in a bit, but first I need to understand how we can help. Then I'll walk you through a step-by-step on how we get you where you want to go. Does that sound fair?" |
| "Just give me your speech" | Same deflection, then: "What's happening in your world that made now the right time to look?" |
| "Just want information" | "Got you — so you book calls on every ad you see online? What about ours made you think we're the ones who can help?" |
Next stage → 1 · Clarify
| They say | What it means / what you do |
|---|---|
| "Work's fine — figured I'd hear you out." | Polite-yes from the setter call. Don't argue with "fine" — the funnel walk will say otherwise, or they really are fine and you disqualify with grace. Both are wins. |
| "It's feast or famine." | The honest middle — most calls. Write his phrase down verbatim; it's your label at stage 2 and your close at the end. |
| "We buy leads. They're garbage." | Burned buyer. Keep the standing line ready: No lead vendors. No depending on referrals. |
| "Twenty-two years." (tenure) | Hardest sell, best client. Every idea you have, someone already sold him a version of. Never imply he's been doing it wrong. |
| "My brother and I own it together." | The second decision-maker, surfaced in minute two instead of minute fifty. Say it now: "Should he be on this call?" |
| "I'd rather not get into revenue." | Shrink it, don't fight it: "Fair enough — ballpark, closer to fifty a month or closer to two hundred?" A band is enough. |
| "Marketing spend? Basically nothing." | A gift — no incumbent to displace, no sunk cost defending itself. But he's never paid for demand, so the fee is a first, not a switch — the back-weighted structure is what makes a first-timer able to say yes. |
Next stage → 2 · Label
If he doesn't know a number, take his guess and say "we'll call it that" — a guessed number he said out loud still works.
The answer is almost always "years" or "honestly, I don't know if I ever would." Write it down verbatim — it's worth more than any urgency line you could invent. Use whichever gap is bigger — dropped leads or idle capacity — never both; two cost-of-inaction numbers in one call reads as a technique.
"How long" is the highest-yield and the easiest to skip — an answer measured in years is the strongest reason-to-act-now on the whole call, from his mouth, not your urgency.
Name the villain in one phrase he can repeat to his wife tonight — invented from HIS words, never from a list. Working shapes: the lead lottery · the referral treadmill · the busy-season trap · the black hole. The villain is a third party — now you're both on the same side of the table looking at it.
Relate is ONE sentence — a case study here reads as a pitch you haven't earned.
| They say | What you do |
|---|---|
| "I don't know the numbers off-hand." | Take his guess: "we'll call it that." Don't skip a rung because he's vague — vague is the finding. |
| "Biggest problem? Everything." | Too wide — narrow it with his own words from stage 1: "You said referrals dried up twice. Start there — what happens in the office when that happens?" |
| "Tried a guy, it didn't work." | Thin — one level down: "What did he actually do, and what happened?" You need "that marketing didn't work," not "marketing doesn't work." |
| "It'd mean I stop working Saturdays." | The vacation, handed to you unprompted. Write the exact words down — they go back to him at the close, in his language. |
Next stage → 3 · Past pain
| They say | What you do |
|---|---|
| "Tried a marketing company. Three months, got nothing." | The most common answer from a cold-booked contractor. Don't trash the company — attack the model: they got paid whether the phone rang or not. The guarantee is the structural answer; it lands at the money, not here. |
| "Never tried anything — all word of mouth." | Gentler, but the funnel walk still applies: word of mouth has an inquiry count too. The vacation swing at stage 4 matters more for this one. |
Write his answer down verbatim. "That night." "Next morning." That sentence is the whole case.
If he says "it'd be more than half" — let him. He just raised his own number and now he owns it.
"Given that {number}" forces the pain onto a figure he already said; "how specifically" makes him build the case himself. Use it once. Twice and it's a technique he can feel.
The answer is usually the real reason he'll buy — "I can't scale ad spend," "I can't justify the second crew," "I can't get out of the truck." It's his growth plan held hostage by the gap, in his own words. Write it down — it goes into the plan at the pitch.
Next stage → 4 · The vacation
Whatever he names is what you build the plan around. If he names something you can't fix — his crew, his pricing, his own follow-up — you just found the disqualification early and cheaply.
Deliberately scoped to marketing and sales — not an invitation to redesign his whole business.
The picture alone is a daydream; the cost alone is two gates of bad news. The swing between them is what makes someone act now instead of next quarter. Read the picture as a qualification signal: smaller than ten jobs in 6 weeks → they were being polite on the setter call. Bigger → your claim just became a step toward their goal.
| They say | What it means / what you do |
|---|---|
| "Add a second crew, stop doing estimates myself." | Bigger than ten jobs — your claim just became a step toward his goal. Say so at the close. |
| "I don't know… just steadier, I guess." | Smaller than the claim — he was being polite. If standing still costs nothing, disqualify with grace. |
| "Money, I guess." (what's stopping you) | Almost never the real answer. One level down: "Money to spend on what, though — ads, or another guy on the crew?" |
| "I just never got around to it." | The best answer you can get — a priority problem, and priority problems close on a call. Play it back at the close: "You told me the only thing stopping you was never getting to it. That's what I'm for." |
| "My guys don't follow up." | ⚠️ He named something you cannot fix, and the guarantee depends on his team answering the phone. Go to the damaging admission NOW (stage 6). This is a real disqualification signal. |
| "Magic wand? More leads." | He answered with your product, not his problem — a reflex. One turn deeper: "Say the leads were there tomorrow. What would break first?" |
| "I'd stop chasing people who ghost me." | The real one. It goes in the plan verbatim, in his words — not "we improve speed to lead." |
Next stage → 5 · Concerns
Three possible answers, all of them help you: "I don't really have one" (he just said there's no plan B) · "keep doing what I'm doing" (→ "and how long does that take to get you there?") · a real credible plan (take it seriously — finding out at minute twenty beats closing him badly at minute fifty).
| They say | What you do |
|---|---|
| "My wife does the books — she'd have to see it." | Hard stop, goal changed. Don't pitch twice. |
| "How do I know you're not full of it?" | The predictable answer on a cold-booked call. Hand them the method to catch you: "Ask your homeowners whether anyone else contacted them." Never improvise this one. |
| "What if your leads are junk?" | The qualification standards are set with him — his service area, his job types. Junk never books. |
Next stage → 6 · The pitch
If he says "so the ads are extra" — the frame landed. Confirm and stop: "The ads are what take you past it." Note whose claim it is: not a promise about the product — a claim about his own existing demand, which he quantified himself. Don't dilute it with a second one-thing.
Then stop. This is the one place a stacked answer is allowed — it's a comparison, not a pitch. The honest admission about lower intent is load-bearing: it's what makes the other two believable to a man who's been lied to. And the vetting line if he pushes: "that's also why there's a fit call instead of a sign-up button — I only take shops I'm sure I can hit the number for."
Their ticket, their close rate. Never a borrowed multiple.
Next stage → 7 · The money
His ticket, his close rate, his capacity — never a borrowed multiple. If {n} jobs is more than the capacity he stated, you're on the wrong tier: anchor the $50K target instead, before he does the math himself and calls the whole thing inflated.
Either he finds nothing — and just talked himself into it out loud — or he names the real blocker while you still have room to handle it.
The eight seconds belong after the breakdown and after the ask — never after a reframe. Silence after a reframe hands them the pen, and they fill it with "let me think about it." Every objection answer ends by asking again: "So with that handled — do you want me to build this for {company}, or is there something else still sitting there?"
Never open on a lower rung. The downsell is right-sizing, not discounting — same machine, smaller target, both numbers scale with it (the fee is always 10% of the target).
| Rung | Say it like this |
|---|---|
| 1 · The anchor | "$100K in closed jobs in 6 weeks. Fifteen all-in — a five thousand onboarding deposit to start, and my ten percent fee after the hundred lands." |
| 2 · The guarantee, restated | "If we don't deliver, you're entitled to every dollar back — deposit included. The guarantee covers the full 6 weeks — it starts when the 6 weeks do; week one is build and ramp." |
| 3 · The downsell | "If a hundred's more than the crew wants to swallow, we can right-size it: $50K in closed jobs in the 6 weeks, eight thousand all-in — three to start, five after the fifty lands. Same machine, smaller target." |
| 4 · The 3-day trial | Last rung, never volunteered — it's the answer to "$0 down" and to a hard stall on the deposit: "Then let's do exactly that. I'll turn it on for three days — no money, no contract — and you tell me what you think." Define out loud what three days proves, and set the conversion ask before the trial starts: "if it does what I think it'll do, we start the 6 weeks Monday. Deal?" |
Next stage → 8 · Endings
| Ending | What you say |
|---|---|
| Yes | Terms in writing first — result, job types, territory, what counts as a new job, the fee. Then onboarding form, access, assets, kickoff. Reinforce their reason, not your pitch. |
| No | "Totally fair — what specifically?" Then let it be a no, and say what would have to change for it to be worth another call. |
| Dated decision call | "What exactly are you deciding, who's involved, and when will you have the answer?" In the calendar before you hang up. Not "in a couple of weeks." |
| Disqualified | "Honestly, I don't think you should buy this right now — here's what I'd do instead." Then set a check-back date anyway. |
| Buyer type | Where it attacked | The patch — now live in the stages above | Predicted end |
|---|---|---|---|
| Portfolio Operator | Minute three: "just give me your speech real quick." Then, at the pitch: "we don't use Slack." | The deflection at the open, kept verbatim — he respects process, he runs 19 of them. Then delivery-path-first at the pitch, and his engineer gets a call instead of you bluffing technical depth. | Dated decision call — finance controls his timing |
| Legacy Family | Softly, at the funnel walk: a lead-cost expectation that isn't achievable. | Correct it there, with the reason, before he anchors on it. The real break was elsewhere: wife and daughter surfaced ten minutes AFTER the price — so the decision-maker stage became a hard stop. | Dated decision call with the family present |
| Breakaway | At the pitch: "not to say you're not telling the truth, but how do we know that?" Then at the money: "if we do 11 two months running, does the price adjust?" | Hand him the audit tool — ask your homeowners whether anyone else contacted them. And a pre-approved floor with the ramp reason said out loud, instead of a guarantee improvised live. | Reschedule with the partner, then yes |
| Self-Sufficient | Nothing — he asks almost no questions. That is the trap. | Send yourself to the overlap check at minute four, before you've invested him in a pitch you should be pulling. Nothing else in the script stops you closing a willing buyer you shouldn't take. | Correct disqualification with a check-back date |
| Comparison Shopper | At the money: a competitor quoted close to your price for more volume. | Ask for closed revenue by source at the funnel walk — he'd never pulled it. Then the fee-structure contrast, and a named date with the deciding question. "Within two weeks" is not an ending. | Dated decision call + measurement homework |
| Performance Negotiator | At the money, immediately and hard: revenue share, then the seam — "that ad spend is my money." | Refuse rev-share with the real reason, then ONE pre-approved concession delivered in a single breath instead of putting him on hold to phone a partner. | Same-call yes — the fastest of the six |
| They say | You say |
|---|---|
| "$15,000 is a lot." | "It is. And look at the shape of it — five to start, and the other ten you only pay after a hundred grand in closed jobs is in your book. Against your own numbers: the gap we found is costing you {monthly cost} a month right now, doing nothing. So which part's the problem — the five to start, or whether the hundred lands?" Isolate, then answer only the one they name. The downsell tier only if it's genuinely the number. |
| "How do I know you'll actually add the $100K?" | "You don't, on my word. That's why the money's shaped the way it is — my fee is ten percent of the target and you only pay it after the hundred grand lands. If we don't deliver, you're entitled to everything back, deposit included, and the ad money I already spent is my loss. I'm not asking you to trust me. I'm asking you to look at who's holding the risk." |
| "Let me think about it." | Isolate twice first — fired cold it's a gotcha and he'll feel it: "Totally fair. Before you do — is it the money, or is it whether this actually works in your shop?" → wait → "And if it were running Monday and the calls were getting answered inside a minute, is there anything else that'd stop you?" → wait. Only when both answers are clean: "You can absolutely take a couple of weeks. But those weeks cost about {monthly cost}, because that's what the gap runs you every month it stays open. So it isn't fifteen grand versus nothing — it's {monthly cost} a month to wait, against five grand to start on a guaranteed number. Which do you want?" ⚠️ {monthly cost} must be HIS number from the funnel walk. No number, no line — go back and get it. |
| "How much does it cost?" (early, any channel) | "Depends on your area and how many jobs you can take. Ten minutes on the phone and I'll give you a straight number — what's good today?" Word for word. Pre-call surfaces never carry a number — the price belongs to the call, where it's now the opener. |
| "We already do marketing / have someone" | "Good — what's it actually booking you right now? Most guys I talk to are paying for shared leads or waiting on referrals, and that's the exact trap this replaces. No lead vendors, no referrals, and I don't sell your leads to anybody else." |
| "Bad experience with agencies before" | "Yeah, I hear that a lot — what specifically went wrong last time? Nine times out of ten they took a retainer up front and you carried all the risk. I flipped that — five grand starts the build, the other ten thousand doesn't exist until the hundred grand in closed jobs does, and if we don't deliver, you get your money back. If it doesn't produce, I don't keep a dollar." |
| "Sounds too good to be true / what's the catch" | "Fair — here's the catch: I put my own money on the line with the guarantee, so I only take guys I'm sure I can get results for. That's why there's a fit call, not a sign-up button." |
| "I don't have time for this" | "That's kind of the point — you're the bottleneck right now. I build it and I run it, you don't touch it. About 15 minutes to get set up, then jobs just show up." |
| "Just send me some info" | "I've got all of it right here — what's the one thing you actually want to know? Faster if I answer it now than you digging through a PDF Thursday." Sending info stalls the close ~80% of the time. Stay on the phone. |
| "I need to talk to my partner" | First, find out which kind it is: "Makes sense — is it a money thing for them, or a does-this-actually-work thing?" then "If they said yes tomorrow, are you ready to move?" If they genuinely co-decide (co-owner, spouse on the books, the money is shared): hard gate — dated three-way call, and you say why: "Let's not have you play telephone with this." If he signs alone and just wants cover — use the responsibility close, with respect and no snark: "Whose responsibility is it to grow this? … The last five years of results — the wins and the bad calls — that was you, right? … With respect, does she ask you how to bid a driveway? So why hand her a decision she's not in and isn't responsible for?" Never run this on a real co-decider — it insults the person whose signature you need. |
| "I don't have the money right now" | Separate value from logistics before anything else: "Money aside — do you feel what we've gone through gets you there?" → "If the fifteen were sitting in your hand right now, would you do it?" A yes means this was never about the offer: "So it's a HOW do I do it, not a SHOULD I do it." Then structure — weekly split on the deposit, or date it to his receivable. A no means go back to the offer; you have a value problem wearing a money mask. |
| "We're slammed / it's busy season" | "Perfect time actually — you want the pipeline full for when it slows down, not scrambling then. This runs in the background, you don't lift a finger. Want me to set it up now so it's working when you need it?" |
| "Your ad said $0 down." | Don't argue it — go to rung 4: "Fair enough. Then let's do exactly that — I'll turn it on for three days, no money, no contract, and you tell me what you think." Define what three days proves; set the conversion ask before the trial starts: "if it does what I think it'll do, we start the 6 weeks Monday. Deal?" |
| "Can I just pay the start fee and run my own ads?" | "No, and here's why — the ads are how I control whether the target lands. If two-thirds of my fee only exists when you hit a hundred grand, I need my hands on the thing that produces it. Same reason I don't guarantee results on somebody else's ad account." |
| "What happens after the 6 weeks?" | Ruled 2026-08-14 — there's finally a real answer: "If you want to keep going, it's ten percent. That's the only thing I charge — no new deposit, no retainer. The onboarding fee was one-time." Nothing beyond that sentence — don't invent contract lengths or scope. |
| "What if we land at $70K, not $100K?" | Ruled 2026-08-14: "Then you're entitled to every dollar back — deposit included. That's your call, not mine. Honestly, most guys sitting at seventy grand of new closed work want to talk about finishing the job instead — and I'm open to that conversation. But the refund is yours if you want it." The full refund is his RIGHT; anything else is a negotiation he chooses. |
| "Are you market exclusive?" | "One {niche} company per market — and don't take my word for it. Ask your next three homeowners whether anyone else contacted them. You'll know inside a week." Handing him the method to catch you is worth more than any case study. |
| Gone quiet mid-call | Silence is a tool. Ask the question, then shut up 8+ full seconds. Most people cave and fill it. Don't rescue it. |
You'll hear: "Referrals dried up." · "It's feast or famine." · "We plateaued."
What's broken: his demand is inherited, not created — however many people happened to think of him this month is his ceiling.
You'll hear: almost never said out loud — you get the symptom: "we don't have the bandwidth to follow up quickly." He's not hiding it; he's never measured it. This is almost always the biggest number on the call.
If he only buys one bucket, make it this one — it's the only bucket where the arithmetic alone justifies the fee.
You'll hear: "The leads are junk." · "Sold to ten other guys." · "The homeowner said don't call me, I didn't talk to them."
What's broken: the driveway — his pricing, his presentation. There is no piece for this, and saying so out loud is the fastest credibility you'll buy all call.
If he says closing IS his problem, that's a disqualification signal, not an objection — the guarantee is a revenue target in CLOSED jobs, and his close rate decides whether you pay out. Don't sell past it. The safe version: "You close two out of three estimates you run. I'm not touching that — I'm betting on it. The hundred grand is your close rate applied to more estimates."
You'll hear: "I couldn't tell you what my Google spend does." He can't see it, so you have to surface it — when he can't answer the funnel walk, the silence does the work.
You'll hear: "Paid an agency three months, got one lead." · "I have a hard time putting money down with no guaranteed return." This is the default posture — money worries are the only objection a buyer knows how to say out loud.
Name which pocket the refund comes from, unprompted — this buyer has seen the trick where a "refund" comes out of his own unspent ad budget. A real refund, not a credit.
| The piece | Kills | The half-sentence |
|---|---|---|
| Pain-led video ads, his job types, his market | 1 · demand | "people who've never heard of you" |
| One page per market, one buyer per market | 3 · shared leads | "nobody else is calling the same homeowner" |
| Answered in under a minute, day or night | 2 · speed | "caught instead of dropped" |
| Qualification against his standards | 3 · junk | "the junk never reaches your phone" |
| Delivery his way — text, CRM, group text | 3 · friction | "it goes where you already look" |
| One-button outcomes in the portal | 5 · the black hole | "you'll know by week two" |
| Optimises off sold jobs, not clicks | 5 · wasted spend | "it learns off what actually sold" |
| Two-thirds of the fee due only after the target lands | 6 · price | "you're five in, not fifteen" |
| $100K in closed jobs or your money back | 6 · risk | "look at who's holding the risk" |
| 6 weeks, no contract past it | 6 · retainer fatigue | "it ends on its own" |
| Done-for-you: built and run | 2 · no time | "you don't touch it" |
| ACH off an invoice, no cards | 6 · fees | "no three percent eating either of us" |
Two things deliberately absent: the 3-day trial (it's the last rung of the ladder and the answer to "$0 down" — volunteering it prices your offer down before he's objected) and any speed benchmark ("under a minute" describes the mechanism; a seconds number is a fossil).
| Say | Not |
|---|---|
| set and sold · set rate · close rate · at-bats | "conversion funnel" |
| booked estimate · priced estimate · quotes per week | "appointment" (fine, but theirs is better) |
| cost per appointment | "CPL" — a per-lead number doesn't map to anything he's measured on |
| crews · production schedule · capacity | "fulfilment" |
| pier and beam · slab · access holes · footer · helical pier · carbon fiber | generic "foundation work" |
| sagging floors · bowing walls · sticking doors · negative drainage | "structural issues" |
| encapsulation · vapor barrier · moisture control · radon | "crawl space services" |
| poly lift · flatwork · concrete leveling · concrete coatings | "concrete" |
| the actual vendor that burned him — Angi, HomeAdvisor, Thumbtack | "lead vendors" in the abstract |
| The stall | The counter |
|---|---|
| Partner / spouse / accountant (the #1 killer) | Caught at minute two, not fifty: the owner question in the six facts, "anyone else in on this call with you?" on every pre-call, and the hard stop — the goal becomes both-on-a-call-with-a-date. The cheapest fix in the whole corpus. |
| "Let me think about it" | Isolate twice + the delay-cost answer priced from HIS number, then the four valid endings. |
| Burned before / won't pay upfront | The structure IS the answer: two-thirds of the fee only exists after the target lands, and a miss means the money comes back. He's five in, not fifteen. |
| "Send me examples first" | Never send-and-hope. Show it live — the preview IS the proof — and anything sent gets a dated decision attached. |
| Price / "start smaller" | The four-rung ladder, in order — anchor, guarantee, the $50K tier as right-sizing, the 3-day trial last. Never opened before the guarantee has landed. |
| Genuinely can't pay | The $50K tier at $3K down, then the trial. Below the trial nothing exists — disqualify-with-a-date beats a fake maybe. |
| Comparison shopping | The conditional close: "If you make those calls and nobody else will put a hundred-grand target on the table with two-thirds of their own fee behind it, are you comfortable starting with me?" A yes makes the other calls a formality; a no says price was never the issue. |
The single most persuasive thing on the table, from the one deal that closed in that corpus: the vendor put its own fee at risk, not just the ad spend. If I miss, I keep nothing.
Niche field empty? Never send literal braces: "…got your application. quick one: what kind of work do you run?"
| They say | You say |
|---|---|
| "How much is it?" | The deflection, word for word (see The rules). Here "ten minutes on the phone" means the discovery you're booking — never a number on this call. |
| "Just send me some info" | "I've got all of it right here — what's the one thing you'd actually want to know? Faster if I answer it now than you digging through a PDF Thursday." |
| "I'm not the owner" | Run the gatekeeper play — get the owner's name and best time, thank them, off. |
| "We're slammed right now" | "Perfect time actually — you want the pipeline full for when it slows down, not scrambling then. This runs in the background. Fifteen minutes to see it, then you decide." |
| Obvious wrong fit | Disqualify gracefully — status is also knowing who you don't take: "Straight with you — I don't think this is built for where you're at right now. Here's what I'd do instead: {one honest pointer}. If that changes, you know where I am." |
| They say | You say |
|---|---|
| "Not interested" | "Totally fair — honestly I should've assumed you'd be all set. Just so nobody from my side bugs you again — is it that you've got more work than you can handle, or that you've been burned by a marketing guy before?" Then: "Either way, I've still got the lead. Want me to send it? Costs you nothing." |
| "I already get enough leads" | "Good — that's the answer I want to hear. Then this is just capacity insurance for the slow weeks. Can I still send you the one I've got? Worst case you book a job off it." |
| "What's the catch?" | "No catch on the lead — it's free because it's how I show you I'm real instead of telling you. Fair?" Never over-explain free — the longer you justify it, the less free it sounds. |
| "I got burned by an agency" | "Then you already know more than most guys I call. What broke — lead quality, follow-up speed, or close rate?" His answer is your entire discovery call later. Attack the model, never a company. |
| "How much?" (early) | "Depends what you're trying to hit — price with no context always sounds like too much. Let me send you the lead first, then we'll go through the numbers properly." |
| "Send me an email" | "Will do — what's the best number to text the lead to as well? That's the part worth having." |
| "Is this AI?" | "Ha — no, it's Alex, I'm in Maine, it's raining. That's why I'm calling instead of blasting you." Keep it light. |
| "I'm on a job / bad time" | "Course you are. Twenty seconds and I'll let you go — I've got a homeowner in {city} who wants a {niche} quote. Want me to text you their number and you call them when you're off the ladder?" |
| They say | You say |
|---|---|
| "Can't we just do this now?" | If you genuinely have the hour and can improvise their preview — take it; speed beats polish: "You know what — yes. Give me two minutes to pull your market up. Stay on." Otherwise: "I'd rather do it right than do it now — the preview I'm building you is the whole point. {day}'s worth the wait." |
| "What's it cost?" | "Depends on your area and how many jobs you can take — that's half of what {day} is for. You'll have a straight number before we hang up." |
| "My partner handles this stuff" | A gift — caught three days early: "Then let's make sure they're on. Same time work for both of you, or should we move it?" |
| No answer | Double-dial, then one text: "tried you just now — alex, stpierre.ai. we're on for {day} at {time}. reply YES so i know you're good, and i'll send your preview walkthrough." |
| They say | You say |
|---|---|
| "Actually, can we move it?" | "No problem — I've got {day} or {day}, which is better?" Two specific slots, pinned on this call. Never "I'll find a time." |
| "Do I need to prep anything?" | "Nope — just be somewhere you can see my screen. I walk you through the whole thing." |
| "Remind me what this is again?" | "Quick one — I show you your real ad and booking bot in your market, and if it's a fit we turn it on. No lead vendors, no referrals. Two minutes and you'll see it." |
| Second reschedule | That's a temperature reading, not a calendar problem: "Happy to move it once more — straight question first: is this still something you want, or has it dropped down the list?" |
| They say | You say |
|---|---|
| "Sorry, I got slammed" | "Happens to everyone — that's kind of the point of this, right? Let's grab 15 minutes when it's quieter. Today or tomorrow?" |
| "I don't think I have time for this" | "That's exactly who this is for — I build it and I run it, you don't touch it. Fifteen minutes to see it, then you decide." |
| "Eh… I'm not sure anymore" | Isolate, don't push: "Totally fair — is it a timing thing or a does-this-actually-work thing?" Soft no → "Want me to keep your preview on file, or close it out?" |
| Silence on every channel | Keep the build on file 30 days, drop to the reactivation lane. No guilt text, ever. |
| They say | You say |
|---|---|
| "What's this about?" | "Fair. Two sentences: we put new {niche} jobs on their calendar, and I'll build a free preview so they can see it before deciding anything. That's the whole thing." |
| "He's out on a job" | "Course he is — that's a good sign. When's he usually back at a desk, and is this the best number or does he have a cell he actually answers?" |
| "We're not interested" | "Totally fair — can I ask one thing so I don't bug you again? Is it that the schedule's full, or that you've been burned by marketing calls before?" One question, then let it go. |
| "Send something over" | "Will do — what's the best email? And just so it doesn't die in the inbox, what's his name so I can address it right?" |
Nothing live in that city yet? Say the real number, never inflate: "I run the ads and the follow-up for a {niche} crew in Dallas — about ten homeowners a week. I'm putting the same thing up in {city}. Worth ten minutes?"
| They reply | You do |
|---|---|
| Anything at all | That's a yes. Call inside 5 minutes — don't text back. |
| "How much?" | Never in writing. On the phone, the deflection word for word. |
| "Yes" / "send it" | Send the lead inside 5 minutes: "{first} — here's the one I mentioned. {lead name}, {lead phone}, {suburb}. {one-line job description}, wants a quote this week. She knows you'll be calling. Yours, no charge. — Alex" |
| Any version of stop | Instantly and forever, every channel: "sorry about that! we won't message you again unless you reach out" |
| Before any walkthrough or number | One message, always: "Anyone else in on this call with you?" |
| They reply | You send |
|---|---|
| "Yes" + a number | Straight to the phone — text plus double-dial within 5 minutes. Email as paper trail: "Calling you now — Alex." |
| "Yes" but no number | "Good — what's the best number to text? I've got a {niche} homeowner in {city} I can send you this week, yours either way." |
| "How much does this cost?" | Never a number in writing: "Depends on your area and how many jobs you can take. Ten minutes on the phone and I'll give you a straight number — what's your cell?" |
| "What is this exactly?" | "I run {niche} ads in {city} and hand the homeowner leads to one crew per market. No lead vendors, no depending on referrals. Easier shown than written — what's the best number?" |
| "Remove me" / "no" | Marked do-not-disturb the same day. Nothing further, ever. |
Hedging → isolate once: "Is it the money, the timing, or whether it'll actually book you jobs? Let's name the real one." Still floating → a real exit beats a fake maybe: "Want me to keep your file open, or close it out? Either answer's fine — floating helps neither of us."
| They say | You say |
|---|---|
| "We're in. What's next?" | Straight to kickoff. Confirm the rail on this call: ACH off an invoice, no cards. |
| "Partner's not sold." | "What's their sticking point — money, or whether it works? Let's get the three of us on for fifteen minutes so they hear it straight." |
| "We went another direction." | "Good — how's it actually booking you jobs? No harm keeping your file open. If it's shared leads, you'll want this number in 6 weeks." Clean close-out, check-back date set. |
| They say | You say |
|---|---|
| Cold feet / "did I just make a mistake?" | Re-anchor the risk, don't re-sell: "Totally normal to feel that — but the risk sits on my side. You're in for the start fee; the rest of my money only exists after {the target} in closed jobs is in your book, and if we don't deliver, you get your money back." Then straight back to collecting inputs. |
| "How soon will I see jobs?" | "You'll see leads and booked estimates as the engine ramps, and I'll keep you posted at every step — no black box." Never name a day count; never promise a launch date until access and quality checks pass. |
| "What do you need from me?" | "Almost nothing — your area, your job types, and to answer the phone when a job comes in. I run the rest." |
| Can't give inputs now | "No problem — I just need your area and your job types. Text those to me by {day}? I'll start the rest." Hard deadline, inputs flagged pending. |
| They say | You say |
|---|---|
| "Actually, yeah — it's been rough since fall." | Roll straight into the fit gate from the inbound call and book: "Let me ask you two quick things and if it's still a fit I'll build you a preview." |
| "I went with someone else" | "Good — how's it actually booking you jobs? If it's shared leads or you're waiting on referrals, that's the exact trap this replaces. No harm keeping your file open." |
| "I forgot who you were" | "All good — stpierre.ai, we put 10+ new {niche} jobs on your calendar. You raised your hand a while back. Worth two minutes to see if it still fits?" |
| Still a no | "No sweat — I'll keep your file open in case timing changes. You know where I am." Clean close-out, reason logged. |
This page is the field manual — strategy + script only. The full canon (six full call transcripts with internal notes, the war-game simulation, the live-call review, the 90-row objection review, the terms archive and the 38-call negotiation record) lives in the local source file and can be re-published on request. Examples and quotes are pseudonymised or invented stand-ins.